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Party plan

The Expert Impostor Panel

Become a world authority on a topic you drew thirty seconds ago.

7โ€“18 people20 min prep

Three guests become a panel of fictional experts on an absurd subject while the audience asks increasingly specific questions. Everyone knows it is invented; the pleasure is watching a shared mythology appear in real time.

Before guests arrive

  • Write absurd disciplines that invite invention without impersonating real expertise.
  • Prepare name plates for expert names, titles, and institutions.
  • Give the audience blank cards for specific, answerable questions.

The three moments

1

Draw the disciplines

Use topics such as competitive napping, elevator etiquette, or the migratory habits of garden gnomes.

2

Convene the panel

Experts choose titles, give opening statements, and answer five audience questions without contradicting established facts.

3

Publish the findings

The moderator summarizes three discoveries, then the audience names the Most Convincing Citation and Best Recovery.

Host-ready schedule

Your run of show

0:00

Select three experts and reveal the first fictional discipline.

0:05

Give experts two minutes to choose titles and align on one core fact.

0:08

Run opening statements followed by five moderated questions.

0:25

Rotate the panel, then close by publishing the evening's discoveries.